This is the coolest toy ever! Except sometimes it hits me in the head and I don't know why!!!
Eeeeebbbbb bbbb bbb.
I can hold two things at once. Mommy and Daddy say I'm super talented. I know that.
Daddy says I'm a vegetarian and that vegetarians don't eat giraffes. This is what I think of that. Hmph.
My hand is so yummy. Why doesn't it all fit though? I'll try again.
Why the flashing? Always the constant flashing!
Shower time with mommy rocks! I'm just so happy!
Eeee eee eeeeeeeb.
Why you touchin' my chin?
Silly people. Why do they bother putting clothes on me?
Gah eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Brrrrr.
This was the best part of my first time swimming! That water was coooooold. Brrrr.